furrys everywhere man
Kim Kardashian got engaged and had a baby and still got out-Googled by Beyonce who hasn’t even bothered to drop a single.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
hair is so weird… it’s just lines. and sometimes the lines look good and sometimes the lines look bad… how
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up